Saturday, June 20, 2009

just for laugh...>.<

Posted by ~CaLLy~ at 5:17 PM
huhu...kinda lame...writing 2 post in one evening..but i am browsing my mails...and suddenly this MAIL...caught my attention...
sorry..copy paste bulat bulat.....
DISCLAIMER : I DO NOT WRITE THIS...hahhaa...but to the one that wrote this...its fantastic! haha...

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6..5, but installed undes ira ble programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Desperate Housewife


Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:

Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 ..

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Sexy Dress 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

Moral of the story : girls out there...dun install husband 1.0..instead..stick to boyfriend 5.0..lesser need to spend $$ to install additional software such as Hot Sexy Dress 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9!!!!
agree O not?

2 comments on "just for laugh...>.<"

Ginn said...

hahaha..stick with boyfriend 5.0 for too long, then here comes girlfriend 3.0 d. =P

~CaLLy~ on June 23, 2009 at 12:19 AM said...

ginn : then can uninstall boyfriend 5.0 cause the software no dedicated..hmmmph! default software! why? cause the software entitle for one user only...more than one not genuine anymore? correct?


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