Sunday, October 11, 2009

to teach WOMEN their own medicine ....

Posted by ~CaLLy~ at 2:38 PM
i receive this mail from lil duckling...and practically i find it to be very very amusing..

Gurls...'enjoy it'..
Guys..laugh it out loud!


This was written by a's pretty damn smart.

Girls -- Please have a
sense of humour!

I never quite figured out
why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I
never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their head and
women with their heart.


One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting
into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she
eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want
you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet
dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs
as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't
you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I
went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to
spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then
went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I
walked around with her while she tried on several different
very expensive outfit s. She couldn't decide which one
to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She
wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said,
'Lets get a pair for each outfit..'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a
pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so
excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a
shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she
asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know
how to play tennis

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's
fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction
from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited
anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No
honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with
a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff
for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial
needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs
as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill
me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I
am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... but at
least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.


well...funny? hehe...wat say u?
whoever wanna defend themself?

2 comments on "to teach WOMEN their own medicine ...."

RuGGers |8| on October 11, 2009 at 8:57 PM said...

loser..both of them..ahaha..dont ask why..just my opinion..

~CaLLy~ on October 11, 2009 at 9:46 PM said...

swt.....jgn tension mar.just for laugh la..


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